Did I tell you about my Golder Rule #1 for putting on nail polish? I’m not sure anymore. It goes like this:
1. Don’t start putting nail polish on when you have just 20 minutes left before going out.
This morning, I have discovered Golden Rule #2:
2. Don’t put nail polish on in the morning before you’ve had anything to eat.
Now let me go and have my breakfast.
Could it possibly be that nail polish was invented as a ploy to debilitate those of us who occasionally feel the need to smell the acridity of unnatural polymers? (Okay, I made that bit up about polymers – none of my bottles of nail
polish say what they actually contain, funnily enough.)
I’ve given up nail polish (on my fingernails, at least) in exchange for soy milk. 🙂
What de hell are use talkin bout nail polish for? I need some advice quick, my boyfriend OF 2 YEARS treats me bad, i wanna dump him but its hard, HELP! XX